great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Oh god it's open bar.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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