I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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