The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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