i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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