everyone is single if you try hard enough
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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