Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I don't think brook has ever known best
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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