It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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