She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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