im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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