god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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