so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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