I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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