Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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