That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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