Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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