Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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