i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I have post one night stand depression
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