fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
