I think I am morally bankrupt
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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