Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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