I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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