I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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