We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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