Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize