I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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