Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Jerry, you need to find god
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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