Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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