thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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