Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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