I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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