dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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