My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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