I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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