so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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