Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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