All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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