He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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