yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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