wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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