hotel room ftw
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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