i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
