How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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