Duck Duck Cougar?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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