let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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