All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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