Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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