Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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