What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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