I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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