so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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