Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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