Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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