I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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