Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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