As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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