last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
