You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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